The Good Place JCC

Willman Zheng, Joint Crisis Director

Email: wz3145@nyu.edu

The Good Place

Nicole Chen, Crisis Director

nc3526@nyu.edu

You died! Welcome to the Good Place! You spent the entirety of your life being good, even when others weren't watching- you held doors for others, tipped every chance you got, and returned shopping carts without being asked. Your points stacked so high that our accounting system almost broke! We hope you enjoy your stay, although some strange things have been happening… the good place doesn't seem so good anymore, and our archway to the permanent end seems to be broken. Additionally we have heard rumors of strange creatures roaming our beautiful land- where did they come from? There have also been sightings of… Stalin? He is definitely not supposed to be here! We hope that with your kind heart you can help us find a way to make everything…good again! Please take advantage of our endless supply of frozen yogurt and anything else you might need. OH, you want to know what happens if the good  and bad place were to combine…well, some questions are better left unanswered. 

The bad place

Josha Roopnarine, Crisis Director

Email: jar10241@nyu.edu

At a birthday party, there are pinatas, there are children who beat the pinatas, and there are bats. Nobody wants to be the pinata. Holed up inside a large bleak building are rows of desks lit only by computer screens. The only thing keeping you company at the desk is the will to grind and the screams of human beings. This is: The Bad Place. The 21th century has romanticized the corporate lifestyle and the only way to survive is employment. But only if you’re trying, cause retirement looms at HR’s desk. The delegates have taken a blind ticket train ride and are thrown into this workaholic lifestyle, and must climb the corporate tunnel down to secure architect status. Delegates are now all employees and must navigate corporate corruption, wealth discrimination, unfair management and the trials of point management. The bad place boasts a 100% employment rate, a “serve yourself survival” agenda, and the maximization of human pain. The good place is trying to take this away from you, you’re fighting humans to lose points, don’t let this happen